Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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