I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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