Having a random hookup so left but love u
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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