so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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