I wanna bring you to show and tell
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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