She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also, beer. Big fan.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
