I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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