I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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