I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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