Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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