I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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