I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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