Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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