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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Hippo gnu deer
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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