i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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