once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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