It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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