My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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