I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
