that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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