Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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