Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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