I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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