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Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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