So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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