I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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