ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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