Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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