I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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