I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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