i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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