You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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