You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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