found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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