Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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