Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i love accidental penises.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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