what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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