Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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