We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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