brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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