so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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