I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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