So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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