So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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