I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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