so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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