ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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