i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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