We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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