he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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