i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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