right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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