Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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