is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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