What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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