i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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